For realsies. What's out? Red Riding Hood? Beastly? Nicolas Cage's Latest Embarrassment 3D?
Ok. What about trailers? Let's see, Fast Five, Puss In Boot, The Smurfs, and Conan The Barbarian.
And I still need to see Rango, dammit.
Well, at the very least, here's the greatest photo ever created:
In case your brain was unable to handle the above image and you only got a brief flash of it before your mind initiated total shutdown, yes, that is Johnny Depp, John Cusack and the late Hunter S. Thompson in a convertible with a blow-up doll. I finally found a picture to top this:
I notice a Johnny Depp-shaped trend here.