I'M BACK! And before I do anything else I want to give a giant super-special-sickeningly-awesome thank you to Noli, Jacob, Manda, Lisa, Brent, Unwashed and Simon. You guys rocked my world and made it a GUESTAPALOOZA to remember!
And now, on to less pleasant things. Ok, so I frequent the entertainingly-named blog If I Had A Blog, run by Ron because he is a funny and awesome dude. He's been running some guest posts recently too. The other day, Alejandro, who can be found on his blog and occasionally lurking in my comments section, did a cute post on parenthood and in the comments section was a random, unrelated spam of an anonymous dude telling people to check out his blog, Boycott American Women (I'm not putting the link, it's on Ron's blog still and is easy enough to type in). He goes on to describe American women as the lowest, bottom of the barrel worst things ever. We're fat, we cheat, we lie and we divorce you. Clearly we are the great Satan. Now, Ron did a wonderful rebuttal post exposing this jerk as the tool he is, but still maintaining maturity and emphasizing this d-bag's right to free speech.
I am not as mature.
This anonymous ass-bag probably hasn't the felt the touch of a woman not made of rubber since I've been alive. He runs a blog that calls American women whores and parasites. Don't get me wrong, I see chicks like Paris Hilton and I get embarrassed about being an American sometimes. But I will NEVER be embarrassed about being a woman and this sad, useless fucker is a generalizing, stereotyping example of a walking wank-stain. And he's apparently been making his way to other blogs and has accumulated a fairly high hit-count.
Hey you worthless waste of air, if you're gonna be a dickhole, have the balls to put a name to your whacked-out bullshit. It's not the fault of American women or ANY WOMEN that you couldn't get a date if you paid a million dollars for it. You wanna boycott American women? Fine, in fact I thank you on behalf of American women everywhere for removing yourself from the gene pool. But you wanna spew your sad shit on the internet? PATHETIC.
I call upon the darkest reaches of my readers. The ones who, like me, are not bound by such notions as "maturity" or "sophisticated adult behavior." Spam this ass-tard. Let's see if he can take what he can dish out. If he thinks it's ok to go to random people's blogs and peddle his crap, let's at least send some back his way. He's too much of a pussy bitch to have an open comments section (Oh I see, he can go on to other people's blogs and state his views but we can't do the same to him?) But there's gonna be some people reading this more technical-minded than me but just as pissed off. Think of something. This is your job now.
Maybe it'd better if we just ignored him, maybe then he'd fade away. Admittedly, that's probably the wisest approach. But I never claimed to be wise. I do openly admit to being mad as hell. Don't let this slimebag continue without making his life a little more difficult.