Ok, that was maybe a little mean. I'm a bit grouchy because trying to shake a cold before a date = Le Suck.
So this is going to be a short because I am in need of bed.
IN WHICH SUGARY CYNIC DOES SOME NEWS CUZ SHE BE ILL AND STUFF
Firstly, everyone is flipping their collective shits about Anne Hathaway being cast as Selina Kyle aka Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises (crazy people are quick to point out that she has only been cast as Selina and not Catwoman, but seeing as they are the same person, I invite said crazy people to suck it up.) Ok, so maybe this:
isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I mention this:
but I still think people are being unfair. Hathaway is a talented actress and I like her anyway, and I'm curious to see what she does with the role. Now, to do a complete judgemental 180 and say: Why the flipping hell is this:
Don't get me wrong, I adore Tom Hardy, but this makes no sense to me. Apart from the fact that he will need to bulk the hell up, there is the fact that Bane is a meatheaded dipstick and now I don't get to see Hardy being roguishly charming in a Nolan movie anymore :(
Next! The first pictures for the X-men prequel NOT about Wolverine came out recently:
Huh...Kinda photo-shoppy looking. Also Emma Frost's sparkly bra is giving me giggle fits. Gosh I hope this is a fake
Dunno about you guys, but when I think about X-men, only one name comes to mind: Kevin Bacon. Except not.
Waittaminute, is that the British soldier from Inglorious Basterds playing Magneto? :D I RETRACT ANY AND ALL NEGATIVE STATEMENTS EVER FOREVER
And moving right along, the first footage for Sherlock Holmes 2: Holmes Harder has been released and despite the Egregiously Peppy correspondent dude, this has me excited because they are finally putting Sherlock Holmes where he belongs...in drag.
It's canon, read the books.
And finally, on a topic not the least bit related to movies. Look at this French child and tell me this is not the cutest thing you have ever seen in your life:
I will file this under "things that made learning French kind of worthwhile" and then I will find her and ask her to live in my dorm so that whenever I have a crappy day, she can tell me a French story.
That sounded much less creepy in my head.
This is Sugary Cynic, sniffling the night away. 'Night!
PS: No knows the banner quote, I win forever! Mwahahahaha!!!