At our school, we have a Festivus tradition that began our freshman year. We do the whole deal, we have a pole, an big whiteboard for grievance airing, which includes anything from "Finals suck" to "grad school apps suck" to "you suck" and feats of strength, which this year was a mechanical bull. It was awesome even if I only managed to stay on for fourteen seconds. Rest assured it was an exceedingly epic fourteen seconds.
Also, there was a photo booth and through it's use my friends and I learned many valuable lessons, namely:
So guess who's still writing their Blade Runner paper?
(raises hand, sobs gently)
So you'll understand if I leave now, right? I still love you, but it's 2am and I need to kill this bitch. So, bye for now.
I tried to find pictures of Sean Connery doing puppy-eyes but all there were was pictures of him being manly and awesome
(My RA had a program where we all got cookies and hot chocolate)
Lauren (my RA): "So we have regular hot chocolate, I also have some leftover from Halloween that turns milk orange"
Me: :D "That's awesome!" (I pour some in) "I am excited!"
Jared (brother): "That's kind of sad,"
Me: "I don't have a lot in my life to get excited about right now,"
Jared: "That's also sad,"