Here is a disturbing holiday musing:
This movie is essentially the Highlander of Christmas movies. Because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE Santa, and the plot is essentially Tim Allen accidentally murdering Santa Claus and then taking on all his powers. Merry Christmas.
And in movie news, Black Swan isn't playing anywhere near me and if it was, no one would want to come with me to see the psychological horror film about the mentally unstable ballerina by the guy who made Requiem For A Dream.
I'll be happier tomorrow when I'm done with this crap.
I AM LIVING THE DREAM, FER SURE.
Jasmine (knocking on the common room door): "Lemmee in!"
Me: "What's the password?"
Jasmine: "What?! Lemmee in!!!"
Me: "That's not it!"
Shaina (yelling from her room) "Is it me naked again?"
Me: "The password has always been 'Naked Shaina!!'"
Shaina: "Why are all our passwords about me being naked?"
Jasmine: "Someone let me in!"