So most likely no post tomorrow guys, because it's We Murdered Native Americans and Shit Day...er, Thanksgiving and family time and junk, so unless I see a killer movie or just post bullshit or something, consider this your Thanksgiving post. Cuz even slackers like me need a day off. Anyway, I've gotten into the habit of posting Thanksgiving-related items of various degrees of thankful-ocity on Facebook, and then the thought struck: Why should only my Facebook friends suffer? With that in mind, here are some things I am thankful for during this Thanksgiving:
That I am not on fire
That I have not been kidnapped by zombie gypsies (they're out there)
Joseph Gordon Levitt
bright green alcoholic beverages
Kid Cudi's new album
Scott Westerfeld's latest in the Steampunk trilogy Leviathan:
the word askance
guys named Collins
That turkeys have not learned how to use automatic weapons and/or gained a thirst for vengeance
You twits out in internet-land
All kitties everywhere ever forever
This is Sugary Cynic, apparently full to bursting with all this damn thankfulness. To everyone residing in the U.S., Happy Thanksgiving. To everyone residing everywhere else, Happy Thursday. It's almost the weekend! 'Night!
(On my father's turkey seasoning techniques)
Dad: "I might jerk the turkey"
Brother: (barely stifled giggling) "Will it take long to jerk?"
Dad: "Nah, I shouldn't be jerking it for too long"