Tuesday, November 30, 2010

A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

If you don't know what Festivus is, I am too tired to explain it to you. It is from Seinfeld, let them tell you:

At our school, we have a Festivus tradition that began our freshman year. We do the whole deal, we have a pole, an big whiteboard for grievance airing, which includes anything from "Finals suck" to "grad school apps suck" to "you suck" and feats of strength, which this year was a mechanical bull. It was awesome even if I only managed to stay on for fourteen seconds. Rest assured it was an exceedingly epic fourteen seconds.

Also, there was a photo booth and through it's use my friends and I learned many valuable lessons, namely:

Cramming seven or so people in a photo booth is generally a bad idea

But Ashley C. makes hilarious faces in said bad idea situations

You never know when your younger brother will crash bff photo-time

But it's usually quite awesome when he does

So guess who's still writing their Blade Runner paper?

(raises hand, sobs gently)

So you'll understand if I leave now, right? I still love you, but it's 2am and I need to kill this bitch. So, bye for now.

I tried to find pictures of Sean Connery doing puppy-eyes but all there were was pictures of him being manly and awesome

(My RA had a program where we all got cookies and hot chocolate)

Lauren (my RA): "So we have regular hot chocolate, I also have some leftover from Halloween that turns milk orange"

Me: :D "That's awesome!" (I pour some in) "I am excited!"

Jared (brother): "That's kind of sad,"

Me: "I don't have a lot in my life to get excited about right now,"

Jared: "That's also sad,"


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