I have been up for 38 hours...again. I dunno why I do this to myself. I blame getting out of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at 3am last night. Because it's convenient to blame things that aren't me. So, in an effort to maintain my ebbing sanity, we're just going to take a look at the massive deluge of new trailers recently.
Hey kids! Remember that movie that is pretty much unanimously considered Pixar's weakest entry? Now there's a super-spy sequel! Because why not? Also Michael Caine! Do you care yet? ...Me neither.
Red Riding Hood
KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
The Warrior's Way
Everything that was wrong with that trailer was instantly negated the second Geoffrey Rush uttered the words: "Ninjas...damn" SOLD.
Pros: Steampunk elements, Elle Fanning who I love and was amazing in Phoebe in Wonderland
Cons: This looks absolutely retarded in every way. Also why is Nathan Lane Albert Einstein?
Cowboys and Aliens
*Ahem* looks like fun. And speaking of Harrison Ford, I'd like to finish off the evening with an amazing video of Conan O'Brian interviewing Harrison Ford, who is clearly high as BALLS. Just watch him as he strokes the furniture, trails off and just generally acts hilariously medicated. Also there are random acts of blimp. Watch it the whole way through, it is so worth it:
This is Sugary Cynic, and I want some of whatever Harrison Ford's smoking. 'Night!
Javie: "Cowboys and Aliens?"
Me: "Blonde James Bond and Elderly Indiana Jones versus fucking aliens. It's PERFECT"