Hello internet denizens, I am studying for my Immigration midterm. it hurts, on the inside. So even though I FINALLY got to watch The Secret of Kells, which was so amazing I vomited a live puppy, I don't have time to talk about it in depth. Instead here's a brief story about squash:
At Publix, the chain supermarket here in the SoFla (that's South Florida for those not in the know), the produce aisle usually has hilarious shaped and sized squash that I totally do not do immature things with like hold it in front of my crotch and poke my friends in the butt while they try to do their shopping like mature adults.
So I was putting the rather weighty dick-squash back before Zeke threatened to leave me behind when a surfer-y looking dude turned and with a look of shock (for whatever reason) said "What on earth were you gonna do with THAT?!"
To which I winked coquettishly (as opposed to like a seizure victim) and replied "What can't I do with one of those!"
And then he made this face:
I kinda enjoy being me sometimes. Now I must get back to work (sob), tune in tomorrow for The Secret of Kells and the triumphant return of Banner Quotes aka Jacob Doesn't Comment On Here Anymore So You Actually Have A Chance of Winning! EXCITING!!
In the meantime, please enjoy the new dance craze currently sweeping the nation, the Leo Strut:
God, I love the internet.