It's still very much a work in progress, I'm not sure what I like yet, so sound off on whether you love it, hate it, or couldn't give less of crap. Also, despite how delightfully quirky and shitty the new banner appears to be, it was actually really fucking hard and took FOREVER. And Sean Connery is wearing a wig. Because bald dudes are a lot harder to draw than you'd think. Especially on the computer with only a track-pad. Carpal tunnel here I come!
So yeah, tell me what you think. In the meantime, there was going to be a movie review up here but it's nearly 2am, I'm really tired and I forgot to wear my glasses so I have a huge headache. The eye doctor apparently forgot to mention that my glasses are useless if they are not on my face. Just saying, this is information that would have been nice to know beforehand.
But, so you're not left with a cold, barren blog post that is the internet equivalent of a harsh, Siberian exile, here's some more batshit insane Japanese ads, featuring Nicholas Cage having an acid flashback, Harrison Ford crashing a family dinner and stealing their beer, Ben Stiller seducing cheerleaders with lemon beverages and a double helping of good ol' Sean Connery, one where he's selling ham (apt!) and another where he's on a road trip with a bunny rabbit for yogurt. I'm completely serious.
Japan is weird, but these guys are weirder. This is Sugary Cynic, unable to erase the look of sheer horror/ecstasy in Nicholas Cage's eyes from her brain. 'Night!