200th post! Whooo! Seem to come a lot faster than my 100th, go figure. So ya know, wheee. Unfortunately, unlike my 100th post Sean Connery extravaganza, I don't really have anything planned for it. I have recovered sufficiently from my cocoon of angst. I have decided to replace emo whiny stupidity with AWESOME.
So, you know, it's all good in various hoods even though THE ONE OTHER FREAKING PERSON ON CAMPUS WHO APPLIED GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW GODDAMN IT.
Yeah I'm over it. Replaced angst with hangover and such. Also waffles. Waffles are awesome at helping you get over crap. So...200 hundred posts over not-quite-eight months. Dang and such. I feel like there's something profound I should be saying right now...
So today, while accompanying some friends to the magical land of Target, we discovered something truly frightening:
You press the button the top and you get seven different insanely stereotypical incredibly offensive voices: Johnny Cochran claiming "if the snooze button gets hit, outta bed you must git!", Marlon Brando making you an offer you can't refuse to get out of bed, an Italian asking you to get up and give him a canoli while you're up, an extremely gay voice going "GOOD MOOOOOOORRRRRNIIIIIING!!", a redneck voice, a weird sleazy Spanish voice, and a husky French voice coaxing you sexily out of bed.
What. The. Hell. Is there an expansion pack with a drunk Scottish dude, stuttering Woody Allen, and stoned Jamaican guy telling you to wake up? Who thought it was a good idea? Thinking about this too long is hazardous to your health.
I wish this was a more impressive 200th post, but I had been planning 100th for ages, and this one just kind of snuck up on me. So yeah. Before I go, I want to give mention to a new blog from Simon at Four Of Them. Simon and sibling have created the future site of all digital mustache appreciation: Mustache Hall Of Fame. It's brand-spanking new but with the furry-faced firsts Teddy Roosevelt and Chuck Norris, they're off to a good start.
And now, to sign off and commemorate my 200th post, an attempted combination of any running joke I have ever done: