Watching 20 minutes of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs on a massive 3D TV: 0$
Becoming a Godiva chocolate club member and getting a free piece of chocolate every month: 0$ (But you do get some dirty looks from the cashier)
Gazing fondly at maple pecan waffle mix at Williams-Sonoma: 0$ (the heartache!)
Chai mate tea samples at Teavana: 0$ (and if you wait around til closing time you get a free cup of the rest of the tea)
A tea-set and half a pound of tea: ...like, 70 bucks
Your share: 15$ :D
Sniffing things in Bath and Body Works: 0$ (Everyone's doing it. Don't you want to be one of the cool kids?)
Laughing at the ridiculous over-priced hipster crap at Anthropologie: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's being a broke-ass college student cruising the mall for free things.
Zeke: "Look at the cashier, is he still talking to himself?"
Me: "...Yes. Yes he is"
Zeke: "Yeah, I looked at him and thought he was singing along to the music they're playing and then I realized...no."