Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Mall Moochery

Watching 20 minutes of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs on a massive 3D TV: 0$

Mmmmmmmm, Three dimensions

Becoming a Godiva chocolate club member and getting a free piece of chocolate every month: 0$ (But you do get some dirty looks from the cashier)

Gazing fondly at maple pecan waffle mix at Williams-Sonoma: 0$ (the heartache!)

Chai mate tea samples at Teavana: 0$ (and if you wait around til closing time you get a free cup of the rest of the tea)

A tea-set and half a pound of tea: ...like, 70 bucks

Your share: 15$ :D

Sniffing things in Bath and Body Works: 0$ (Everyone's doing it. Don't you want to be one of the cool kids?)

Laughing at the ridiculous over-priced hipster crap at Anthropologie: Priceless

"They're how much?!" (Sound of someone laughing so hard they start to choke)

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's being a broke-ass college student cruising the mall for free things.

(At Anthropologie)
Zeke: "Look at the cashier, is he still talking to himself?"

Me: "...Yes. Yes he is"

Zeke: "Yeah, I looked at him and thought he was singing along to the music they're playing and then I realized...no."


  1. It's like this hipster homegoods store, kinda like urban outfitters. It's full of really kitschy expensive crap

  2. The student lifestyle has changed since my day. Shouldn't you just alternate between bed and the pub? Or maybe that's just a British thing. Or maybe it was just my thing...


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