No, I haven't seen The Kids Are All Right (but everyone else has). There's supposed to be a blog post here but I'm finishing a resume for my post-college thingy right now because I made the mistake of watching Rush Hour 2 with my brother. And I hate Rush Hour 2, Chris Tucker's high-pitched girly voice makes me hemorrhage on the inside.
"HURGLEMURGLEBEHH"...that is the sound of my internal organs revolting and trying to kill me.
But...I'd be lying if I said this wasn't funny. Mostly because of Jeremy Piven:
Jackie Chan just looks kinda confused in the bloopers
So yeah, I hate this movie. it hurts my soul but my brother loves it more than most any movie ever that isn't Hardboiled or Face/Off (he's got a man-crush for John Woo). So I watched it with him and now I gotta finish this resume because I spent ages just trying to find the right damn template for it because it needs to be PERFECT.
Oh yeah. Remember my weeping for humanity dealie? FORGET THAT CRAP, I SCORED A HUNDRED FANS ON FACEBOOK!! TRIPLE DIGITS WHEEEEEEEE!! Thank you to Luis, who was number 100, and also to Erika, who was 101 shortly after, and made me feel less vulnerable in case I lose a fan.
Ok, now I'm done. 'Night!
(Carter (Chris Tucker) has just helped Lee (Jackie Chan) remove a bomb from his mouth)
Me: and you know what's gonna happen next? I can tell you right now: Carter's gonna be all "Lee! Lee! Why didn't you tell me there was a bomb in your mouth, Lee?" and then Lee's gonna be like "Cart-ah! I did tell you!"
Carter: "Lee! Lee! Why didn't you tell me there was a bomb in your mouth, Lee?"
Lee: "Cart-ah! I did tell you!"
My brother: ...shut-up.