Before we (we being me, my brother, Ashley and her sister) saw Valkyrie in theaters, Ashley's sister jokingly asked if Tom Cruise was a pirate nazi because of the eye-patch. Har har. It was only later, after we saw that the movie had Gibbs, Beckett, and Davie Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean, that calling it a pirate nazi movie wasn't that far off.
Moving on! Apparently, according to That Which Is Simon on Four of Them, I am the blogging equivalent of David Bowie. In that I am versatile as opposed to a occasionally bi-sexual transvestite glam rock star (though I could be, if given the opportunity).
All righty, now that I have properly basked in my glory (which is glorious), and also proved that I am fairly certain I don't know what versatile actually means, I must not only select other bloggers of equal versatility but also write seven random facts, so Simon, thank you and also because I have to write fact-things, this:
This is one of the babies at my work. I call her the Godfather and have a strong suspicion she is Marlon Brando reincarnated
Ok, lessee, I feel like the following bloggers might be capable of morphing into transformers (that's what versatile means, right?)
If I Had A Blog
A Life in Equinox
And I would have also put The Lotus Sutra Chronicles but she has apparently been launched into deep space or is otherwise no longer existent :(
There ya go, dudes. Know that you are versatile.
As for the seven facts, what's left? I've shared everything with you weirdos! Ok, guess I have to get kinda personal. Here goes:
1. I went back in time and high-fived Aristotle, turns out he prefers the fist-bump.
2. Steve Jobs stole the idea for I-pods from me. I said "I wish all my music came in a magical tiny box with an apple on it" and he ran away giggling maniacally.
3. I can rub my stomach and pat a wildebeest at the same time.
4. I invented the spork.
5. My middle name is AwesomepantsMcGee, it's from my grandmother.
6. I just gave you scurvy.
7. My tears are made of caramel.
And now you know.
One final item: Every week or so I'll be changing the tagline on m banner-mabob to a different movie quote, some classic, some horrifically obscure. First person to guess the quote's origins correctly wins an awesome prize! (I don't know what it is exactly, but rest assured it will be awesome). So get on that! This is SugaryCynic saying "I have filled you with scurvy, go eat an orange" 'night!
(out of nowhere and for no goddamn reason, the old lady at the babysitting says)
Lorraine: "My damn prosthetic is too big, it keeps slipping. Lemmee know if it looks like I only have one boob"
Me: *silence of utter horror*