But I went to see Prince of Persia with the family of best buddy Jon (who has returned from magical NYC) but the showing was sold out so we saw a later one and I am exhausted and have work tomorrow so a proper review will be posted on the morrow. For now, all I'll say is that the vistas are pretty, the running and jumping is very nice, Jake's been hitting the gym and the results are lovely, and our two lead heroes have all the interest and charisma of wet toast. Alfred Molina, as Arabian Jack Sparrow is awesome, steals every scene he's in, criminally underdeveloped. Also what's with Disney swashbucklers and bestiality? Jack with the goat in POTC 3, and Alfred Molina and his ostrich in this. Weird. Ok, I need to sleep, please enjoy this:
And also, because someone has to say it:
I now admit defeat. 'Night.
"Did you know ostriches are suicidal?" -whatever the hell Alfred Molina's character's name was. Did he even get a name? I don't think he did.