"Oh the inhumanity! Envelopes are un-stuffed, membership stubs lie about and files are stacked in a manner that can only be described as willy-nilly!!! What shall we do?!?!"
"Look! Up in the sky! It's some kind of airborne fowl!" "Nonsense, it's an automated flying machine!"
Of course not, you drool-spewing morons, it's Office Bitch! The superhero that does all the crappy office jobs that no one else wants to bother with, liking stamping passes, shredding old notices and chasing squirrels out of the copier!
"Mmmmyeah, Office Bitch? Since you're here and saving the day, I need you to go ahead and get those squirrels out of the copier. That'd be great. It'd really be fantastic if you could do it soon, 'cause they're starting to mate. Yeah, thanks"
ANOTHER CRISIS AVERTED, THANKS TO OFFICE BITCH!
ps. I win at Office Space references
pps. Gary Cole = one of the most underrated character actors EVER