I have returned home mostly intact and with minimal road damage! (Those nuns deserved what they got, why they were trying to cross a highway is beyond me). So now I am at home with my boxes and my-
That is Neko. There's also Yuki but he had absolutely no desire to get his picture taken. Also, since photos are working again here's that picture of the Sea Shiv I wanted to post before and also the last picture of my dorm room (sniffle):
So I celebrated my glorious and/or triumphant return to the 'burbs of my birth by trying hookah for the first time with my brother and his man-mate Juan. It was ok, I pretty much just got really light-headed and choked a couple times but it was very entertaining watching the boys puff out smoke like pubescent dragons. After that, me and the bro continued to celebrate in the nerdiest way we knew how, by watching one of our favorite crappy movies and attacking it with such a total lack of mercy that even the guys at Mystery Science Theater would be appalled.
Also, if you don't know what I'm referencing here, slap yourself in the face for being an ignorant shut-in and watch this to LEARN:
Me and the brother play the home version, and our film of choice was XXX. No, not porn, you freaks! I mean the one with Vin Diesel. Seriously, what kind of siblings watch porn together? On second thought, please God don't answer that question. Anyway, yeah, the cheese-beast of doom that is XXX is always ripe for comedy:
It does feel good to be home :D
(on the accuracy of the Czech Republic, or whatever it is now, as portrayed in XXX)
Me: "So, is all the Czech Republic like this? Weird pseudo-Gothic clubs and Tesla coils and Czech women looking like freaks?"
Jared (that would be my brother): "Probably"